Star Wars Day 2021: The Night Before May 4th (An Ode To Hot Toys)

by DrunkWooky May 4, 2021

written by DrunkWooky

‘‘Twas the night before May Fourth,

And all through the house,

I wasn’t sleeping, but did slumber my spouse.

The Google Alerts were set by keyword with care,

With hopes of new toys and comics I’d become aware.

With disappointment that no more reveals tonight might come to my bed,

I decided to close my eyes and turn my head.

Then suddenly I heard a Facebook notification noise,

Late into the night posted ole Hot Toys!

Until the Fourth every Wookie! G’night!